I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird.
Frank Zappa

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Dear Sarah Mclachlan,

Dear Sarah Mclachlan,

I refuse to send you money to save a couple cats.  I prefer to send my money to other organizations who deserve it.  I am astounded at the ignorance and triviality of the groups such as the ASPCA and PETA who spend millions of dollars trying to stop me from eating at Chick-fil-a instead of doing something useful, like fighting AIDS or feeding the hungry.

This is not to say I don't like animals.  I do.  I have two dogs, and my wife and I spoil them terribly.  But, if forced to choose between their lives and a human being, even a complete stranger, the dogs would be out of luck.  Because they're dogs.

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