I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird.
Frank Zappa

Monday, March 7, 2011

King of the Hill

Well, it's been a week or so since my last post, mostly due to my lack of time because of midterms and such.  In case you're ever presented with the choice of going to college while not working, I suggest you take it (under the condition you don't go into an ungodly amount of debt, that is), because you will still get to have a life.  Anyway, I mention my absence in order to denounce those who would take issue with my blog's continuity.  I will persevere in this endeavor, and will have more time (read: more posts) after this hell-week of tests.

However, I will leave you with this nugget, this gem, this treasure of an analogy, uttered by my friend Zach.  We were discussing international economics (don't ask me why), including how Greece has roflstomped the Euro, as well as the fact that China owns just over 99.3% of America, and he told me the following:

"It's like we're playing a giant game of King of the Hill with our [manhoods] tied in a knot.  As soon as somebody falls, we're all screwed."

I fell out of my chair laughing.

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